Brass Monkey

Not Today, Murder. A Party Game

At a Glance

Duet (2 players), Small Group (3-5), and Large Group (6+)Quick (Under 30 minutes) and Short (30-60 minutes)Ages 18+ (Mature/Adult)

Escape certain death in the funniest way possible

Turn your next gathering into an evening of suspense, absurdity, and non-stop laughter with Not Today, Murder. In this hilarious, creative party game from Brass Monkey, players are thrown into a series of entertainingly lethal situations. Your goal? Devise the ultimate escape plan using only a randomly drawn set of bizarre household items!

How to Play: The Twist

When peril strikes, you don't get a tactical survival kit. Instead, you must escape using only 3 randomly drawn object card, ranging from a squeaky rubber duck to a can of spray cheese! Players pitch their wildly creative, absurd, or surprisingly genius survival plans to see who can successfully navigate the threat and live to tell the tale.

Product Highlights:

  • Endless Replayability: Includes 300 double-sided Object Cards and 50 double-sided Scenario Cards, creating thousands of unique combinations so no two games are ever the same.
  • Flexible Player Count: Perfect for small groups or massive parties (2 to 4+ players or teams).
  • Fast-Paced & Hilarious: Easy to learn with zero setup time, just draw your scenario, check your inventory, and start pitching your survival strategy.
  • The Ultimate Icebreaker: Great for game nights, dinner parties, and weekend hangouts with friends who love dark humor and creative problem-solving.

What's in the Box:

  • 50 Double-Sided Scenario Cards (100 deadly situations)
  • 300 Double-Sided Object Cards (600 absurd items)
  • Full Rule Sheet

Can you spray cheese your way out of a killer robot encounter? Grab your group, draw your cards, and test your ridiculous survival instincts!