TTRPG Metagaming Pencils

Wise words, hard truths, and essential advice for every tabletop adventurer!

Keep your character sheet updated, track your spell slots, and take some sage advice straight from the gaming table! This set of six black #2 pencils features hilarious, all-too-relatable quotes that every D&D player, Pathfinder veteran, and Dungeon Master will recognize. Whether you're filling out your stats or just taking notes at your day job, these pencils are here to remind you of the golden rules of roleplaying.

6 Unique Sayings Included:

• 🪤 "Not everything is trying to kill you, but definitely check for traps."
• 🗣️ "Use your words. You don’t have to kill everything."
• ❓ "The DM isn’t actually out to get you, so if the DM asks, 'Are you sure?', maybe think again."
• ⏱️ "Move it along pal. Don’t wait til your turn to get ready for your turn."
• 🚫 "Don’t split the party, no one wants to play with a jerk."
• 🎭 "Do the voices. You put the RP in RPG"

Product Highlights:

• Relatable Tabletop Humor: Packed with iconic advice that brings a smile to every player's face during character creation or combat.
• Classic Hexagonal Shape: Traditional hex design keeps your pencils from rolling off the table during chaotic dice rolls.
• Ready for Gaming & Everyday Use: Standard #2 graphite lead makes them ideal for character sheets, spell tracking, bullet journals, or sketchbooks.
• Great Gift for Gamers: An effortless, fun gift, stocking stuffer, or party favor for DMs and party members alike.

Product Specifications:

• Quantity: Set of 6 Pencils
• Type: #2 Lead, Hexagonal, Unsharpened
• Color: Black barrel with foil lettering
• Packaging: Protective poly sleeve
• Publisher / Brand: Kingdom of Threads (formerly Storymakers Trading Co.)